wolvesofthesun:

(Source: perseused, via dylanofuckme)

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

(Source: garfys, via kisu-no-hi)

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

(via c2ndy2c1d)

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

(via c2ndy2c1d)

betterthanlegos:

s-guy:

abitgarish:

wolfbearsnake:

xxcrashcourse:

aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

Good for her.

fuck yeah

THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING

omfg

(Source: fanoflegends, via coloniesofrailtracers)

christinaposabule:

MEMEORIAL WEEK??????????????????????????????? THATS THE FUCKIN HOLIDAY WHERE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER DEAD SOLDIERS AND YOU’RE MAKING IT ABOUT MEMES. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. HOW DID NO ONE IN NICK THINK THIS WAS FUCKED UP.

(via orelpuppington)

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

(Source: orangejazlyn, via nogoodturkey)

youarenotdesi:

fat-amy-for-president:

fat-amy-for-president:

I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it

…

watsoniswaybetterasian:

this is what i’m doing with my life you cant stop me

Kaworu: Kaworu has a bony butt. Bony like wow when you touch it you can feel the planes of his hip and thighs shifting beneath it and his butt tapers in sharply at his thighs instead of being round and soft…

thatsonofamitch:

I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is

(via ciil)

soapiie:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

this post gave me major second hand embarrassment 

(via catrente)

stereks:

Derek;

Saw the  scared, beaten, orphan boy in Isaac that he often saw in himself.

Saw the fiery, fighting, broken but still striving spirit in Erica that he sometimes liked to believed he possessed.

Saw the lonely, stoic, quietly hurting and strong force of himself within Boyd.

Saw the heart Derek believes he no longer has in Scott.

(via dylanofuckme)

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

(via zornsable)

yuko9895:

This is my favorite part of the video.

(via vulcanics)

i want everybody i meet to remember me.
inside people’s memories, i can live forever.

(Source: hyerims, via fadedroxy)